Chances are, everyone’s told one at some time in their life. Even people who seem much too modest have probably told a dirty joke or two. That being said, there are still jokes out there you wanna be careful with whom you share. Sharing dirty jokes with friends is one thing. Sharing dirty jokes with your family or boss or random strangers? That’s a completely different situation and it could get you in trouble. As long as you use discretion, you can even use the jokes to break up an awkward situation. So without further ado, here are 25 dirty jokes you may want to share with friends, but not your mother!
Doctor: “Sir, I’m afraid you’re going to have to stop masturbating.” Patient: “I don’t understand, doc. Why?” Doctor: “Because I’m trying to examine you.” The doctor says “Wow, how do your pants fit?” He replies, “Like a glove.” The clerk says, “Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn’t find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative.” “You idiot! You can’t treat a cough with laxatives!” “Oh yeah? Look at him, he’s afraid to cough!”